Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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