I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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