Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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