There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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