they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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