Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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