Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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