We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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