he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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