I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
then he tried to convert me to islam
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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