What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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