what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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