i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
This is classic penis vs brain.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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