why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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