I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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