I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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