Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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