I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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