There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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