just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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