There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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