Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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