I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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