Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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