I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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