accomplished twins. life is a go
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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