Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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