I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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