my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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