I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
