Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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