Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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