I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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