people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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