hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?