So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
