You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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