why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
there is puke in my bra ... again
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