just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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