Dual....:-)
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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