no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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