After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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