i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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