Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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