Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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