it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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