i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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