Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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