dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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