she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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