I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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