Don't you send me to vm
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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