i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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