you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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