i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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