Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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